About Us — Squatch in the Rough
We're not your average golf brand. Then again, our mascot is a sasquatch who lives in the rough, so "average" was never really on the table.
Squatch in the Rough started with a simple idea: golf is ridiculous, and the gear should be in on the joke. Between the three-putts, the lost balls, and the swing advice from your buddy who's never broken 100, this game gives you plenty to laugh about — so we make shirts that laugh right along with you.
Meet Bogey
Bogey's our sasquatch, our mascot, and honestly our spirit animal. He's been hiding in the woods off the 7th fairway for years, watching golfers hack, slice, and rage their way through eighteen holes. He's seen things. He's judged things. Now he's on our shirts, helping every golfer wear their bad rounds with a little pride instead of a little shame.
Why We Do This
I'm David, the founder behind Squatch in the Rough. I built this brand to bring together my love of golf, humor, and the kind of self-inflicted suffering only this sport can produce. In a world full of big, faceless golf brands, we're doing things differently — small, independent, and run by someone who's three-putted more greens than he'd like to admit.
Every design starts with something real: an inside joke from the course, a shared groan after a bad shot, a laugh that every golfer will recognize. We make gear for people who take the game seriously enough to keep playing it, and not seriously enough to let it ruin their day.
What You Can Expect
- ✅ Premium, comfortable tees built for the course and beyond
- ✅ Designs made for golfers who don't take themselves too seriously
- ✅ Friendly, reliable customer support
- ✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee — because bad rounds happen, bad purchases shouldn't
Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for finding the humor in this ridiculous, wonderful game with us.
— David, Founder of Squatch in the Rough